1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,838 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,887 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,977 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,564 Clackity Clackity Clackity 5 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,316 ♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪ 6 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,869 This is Jamestown 7 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,037 first permanent settlement in America. 8 00:00:38,162 --> 00:00:40,999 It was here that the brave Captain John Smith volunteered 9 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,377 to go out into the Indian-infested forest 10 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,711 in search of food. 11 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,173 And don't come back without it! 12 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,259 Oh, dear. I knew it. 13 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,053 I should never have left jolly old England. 14 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,807 I don't mind being a little brave. 15 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:59,643 It's just that cowards run in my family. 16 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,019 It's a tradition. 17 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,022 Oh, I say! I'm in luck. 18 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,774 There's a turkey. 19 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,571 I say, you aren't a turkey. 20 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:13,907 Paleface got keen sense observation. 21 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:17,244 As I said, cowards run in my family 22 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:18,578 so I'm running. 23 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,916 No get-em off so easy, wise guy. 24 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,419 You come with me to injun village. 25 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,296 Have heap-big barbecue. 26 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,757 That's what I'm afraid of. 27 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:36,471 Tribal law say you get one phone call. 28 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:40,017 So make-em snappy. This party line. 29 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:43,020 And no messin' with beautiful daughter. 30 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:46,648 Daughter? I thought it was the medicine man. 31 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,900 You kind of cute, paleface. 32 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:52,362 Oh, dear. I'm in more trouble than I thought. 33 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:56,116 Hello, operator. Get me Touché Turtle. 34 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,743 This is an emergency. 35 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:02,289 Duh, almost through with your bath, Touché? 36 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:03,999 Be right out, Dum Dum. 37 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,918 ♪ La dee dum DeeDee DeeDee DeeDee ♪♪ 38 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,506 Take this, will ya, Dum Dum? I'm in the tub. 39 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,799 Duh, sure, Touché. 40 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,927 Hello. Touché's residence. 41 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,137 Who? 42 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:20,681 Uh, well, uh, he's sort of in-exposed. 43 00:02:20,806 --> 00:02:21,975 Can you hold on? 44 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,144 Be right there, Dum Dum. 45 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,897 Duh, it's Captain John Smith, Touché. 46 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,733 Duh, he sounds kind of burned up. 47 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,485 Hello, captain. 48 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,112 Yes. Uh-huh. 49 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,822 Uh-huh, well just remain calm. 50 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,867 - I'm on my way. - Duh, what's up, Touché? 51 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,994 Hero business, Dum Dum. 52 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,913 Touché away! 53 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:49,127 Well, what did you expect, a clean getaway? 54 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,924 Now, what seems to be the trouble, Mr. Smith? 55 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:58,011 First untie me, Touché, before I'm broiled. 56 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,513 There you are. 57 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,181 Free as a bird. 58 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,434 Yow-ouch! 59 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,145 You going someplace, paleface? 60 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,487 Let's see you get out of this one, paleface. 61 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,782 This plan will work for sure, Dum Dum. 62 00:03:19,907 --> 00:03:21,618 I'll dig under Mr. Smith 63 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,453 and pull him out from under. 64 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,123 It can't miss. I've covered everything. 65 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,917 Duh, you can say that again. 66 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:34,673 Us Injuns had-em good thing before you guys come. 67 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:37,008 Hey, what goes on? 68 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,552 [Touché] Relax, Mr. Smith. 69 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,846 It's me, Touché. 70 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,141 Uh-oh. 71 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:48,311 Duh, hey, Touché, y-y-you took the wrong one. 72 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,063 Good old Dum Dum. 73 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,149 What would I do without him? 74 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,859 Uh, good-bye, chief. 75 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:58,613 You get-em to be big headache. 76 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,241 Funny, I was just thinking that about you. 77 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,494 Ah! Everybody a comedian. 78 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,705 Oh, Mr. Turtle! 79 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,542 - Did you wanna see me? - Yes. 80 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,503 How's about you fixing me up with paleface Smith? 81 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,797 Me no get-em much younger you know. 82 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,924 Beauty not last forever. 83 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,094 You know, you just gave me an idea. 84 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,096 Come here. I have a plan. 85 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,269 The chief let me go. 86 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,771 How did you do it, Touché? 87 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,647 Oh, it was easy. 88 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:36,359 All you gotta do is marry his daughter, Poca-Hocus. 89 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:40,363 You're a riot, Dum Dum. Always with the jokes. 90 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:44,326 Oh, John dear! I'm ready to elope. 91 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,619 Ya-hoo! 92 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,580 Why, you sneaky double-crosser. 93 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,123 Take this. 94 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,541 Eh, what now, Touché? 95 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:55,086 Well, we could run a little faster. 96 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,880 Touché away! 97 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,509 Yeah! Duh, Dum Dum away, too!